Things that make me wake up screaming in the middle of the night

-Too chicken to greenlight an original idea, some Hollywood producer will think it' s a great idea to make a movie out of "The Bold and the Beautiful".
-Some other producer will greenlight a remake of "Chinatown"-as a feel good musical starring Julia Roberts (as Jake).
-Somewhere out there, the "spice girls" are trying to blend with Earth's human population.Someday, they will succeed.
-One of these days i 'll bump upon a woman who 'll be about the same age her mother was when i was screwing her (pardon my french).
-According to my calculations, it's time to see another one of those dreams where i 'm back at school, on exam day, and totally clueless.
-Scientists prove that there's a finite number of possible decent movies to be made-and it ended with "requiem for a dream".
-It took me five minutes to come up with seven different reasons to wake up screaming in the middle of the night
-it will take me 15 years of expensive visits to a shrink to overcome one of them (no, it 's not number 4).